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| | Bm | G | Bm | G |
| | Sometimes you've got to | squeeze, | sometimes you've got to say | please, |
| | D | A |
| | sometimes you got to say | hey, |
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| I'm gonna fuck you softly I'm gonna screw you gently. |
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| I'm gonna hump you sweetly. I'm gonna ball you |
| | Bm | G |
| | And then you say h | ey I brought you flowers, |
| | D | A |
| | And then you say w | ait a minute sally, |
| | Bm | G | E |
| | I think I've got | something in my teeth could you | get it out for me |
| | A |
| | That's fuckin' teamwork. |
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| What's your favorite posish? |
| That's cool with me, it's not my favorite, but I'll do it for you. |
| | D | F#m |
| | What's your favorit | e dish? |
| | Em | A |
| I'm not gonna | cook it, but I'll order it | from Zanzabar! |
| | Bm | G |
| And | then I'm gonna love you com | pletely, |
| | F# | A |
| And | then I'll fuckin' fuck you des | cretely, |
| | Bm | G |
| | And then I'll fuckin' bone you com | pletely, |
| | F# | E | A | C | G | D |
| But | then, I'm gonna | fuuuuuuck | youuu | haaaaaaaaa | aaaaaaar | rrrd. |
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| | Bb7 | C | D |
| | Haaaaaaaaaaaaa | aaaaaarrrr | d! |
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