[A]Sally called, when she got the word,
[D]She said "I suppose you've heard, About [E]Alice."
So, I [A]rushed to the window, and I looked outside,
[D]And I could hardly believe my eyes,
This [A]big limousine pulled slowly into [D]Alice's drive.
I [A]don't why why she's leaving, or where she's gonna go,
I [D]guess she's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know,
'Cause for [E]24 years I've been [D]living next door to [A]Alice. [A] who the fuck is Alice
[A]24 years, just waitin' for a chance,
To [D]tell her how I'm feeling, maybe get a second glance,
Now I've [E]gotta get used to not [D]living next door to [A]Alice. [A] who the fuck is Alice
We [A]walked together, two kids in the park,
[D]Carved our initials deep in the bark - Me and [E]Alice.
Now she [A]walks to the door, with her head held high,
[D]Just for a moment, I caught her eye,
As the [A]big limousine pulled slowly out of [D]Alice's drive.
I [A]don't why why she's leaving, or where she's gonna go,
I [D]guess she's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know,
'Cause for [E]24 years I've been [D]living next door to [A]Alice. [A] who the fuck is Alice
[A]24 years, just waitin' for a chance,
To [D]tell her how I'm feeling, maybe get a second glance,
Now I've [E]gotta get used to not [D]living next door to [A]Alice. [A] who the fuck is Alice
[A]Sally called back, and asked how I felt,
[D]She said "I know other help, you get over [E]Alice."
She said "Now [A]Alice is gone, but I'm still here
- You know [D]I've been waiting 24 years."
And the [A]big limousine dis[E]appeared.
I [A]don't why why she's leaving, or where she's gonna go,
I [D]guess she's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know,
'Cause for [E]24 years I've been [D]living next door to [A]Alice. [A]
[A]24 years, just waitin' for a chance,
To [D]tell her how I'm feeling, maybe get a second glance,
Now I've [E]gotta get used to not [D]living next door to [A]Alice. [A]
No, I'll [E]never get used to not [D]living next door to [A]Alice...